attention all cute girls………………….hello

happierman:

jaiden-s:

I never knew what I was missing until this very moment. How have I lived this long without little cat tongues???

DumbTongue™

me thinking about attractive people: please flirt with me
person: *flirts with you*
me:
me:
me: *sweats*
me: ive made a huge mistake

imreallycoolandfriendly:

Don’t insult someone’s smile.what the fuck. It’s somethin that happens naturally when they’re happy just let them fuckin be why would you try to knock someone down like that

Would you dare to give a horse a handjob if it was safe to do so?
Anonymous

raisa-allin:

its so sad how obvious it is that this is a horse on anon lmao

fedoralpolice:

when u and ur friends make plans

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loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

unsatisfiedjudge:

i am not the person you think i am 

unsatisfiedjudge:

i am not the person you think i am 

towritepoems:

my chemistry teacher calls babies “fresh humans”

ancestor:

People will do anything for their aesthetic

Dragonite Pokemon